Orpheo transforms breaking headlines into brilliant satire. Real stories. Fake seriousness. AI-powered wit delivered fresh to your phone.
Everything you need to stay entertained while staying informed. Kind of.
Breaking news breaks into our system. Our AI turns it into comedy before your coffee gets cold. Speed matters when the news cycle is this absurd.
Switch between satire and the original story. See what's real, see what's roasted.
Find the perfect take. Filter by category, date, or just vibe with the chaos.
Bookmark your favorites. Build your personal collection of devastating commentary.
Politics. Tech. Sports. Entertainment. World. Business. Nothing is sacred.
Every piece marked as satire. We're funny, not fake news. There's a difference.
From headline to punchline in three acts
We monitor 25+ major outlets. When something breaks, we catch it instantly.
Our language models analyze, satirize, and serve up the perfect roast. Facts stay. Seriousness dies.
Open the app, scroll the feed, share the best ones. Repeat daily for optimal sanity.
"— Literally no one yet, but they willLike The Onion had a baby with your news app, and the baby was somehow even more sarcastic.
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Every corner of the news. Every opportunity for mockery.
"Bipartisan Agreement Reached on Importance of Disagreeing"
"Startup Valued at $1B Despite Having No Product"
"Coach's Postgame Interview Just 40 Minutes of Clichés"
"Reboot of Reboot Somehow Gets Greenlit"
"World Leaders Agree Meeting Was 'Productive' Despite Nothing Happening"
"Market Reacts to Thing, Then Reacts to Reaction"
We're here to make you laugh — not mislead. Every story is labeled as satire, links to the original source, and lets you toggle to see the real article. Comedy with integrity.
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