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The News. Roasted.

Orpheo transforms breaking headlines into brilliant satire. Real stories. Fake seriousness. AI-powered wit delivered fresh to your phone.

25+ News Sources
6 Categories
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Athlete Credits Win to 'The Algorithm'
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Why you'll Love This

Everything you need to stay entertained while staying informed. Kind of.

Real-Time Satire

Breaking news breaks into our system. Our AI turns it into comedy before your coffee gets cold. Speed matters when the news cycle is this absurd.

AI-POWERED

Toggle Reality

Switch between satire and the original story. See what's real, see what's roasted.

Smart Search

Find the perfect take. Filter by category, date, or just vibe with the chaos.

Save the Best

Bookmark your favorites. Build your personal collection of devastating commentary.

Six Categories

Politics. Tech. Sports. Entertainment. World. Business. Nothing is sacred.

Clearly Labeled

Every piece marked as satire. We're funny, not fake news. There's a difference.

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See the Magic

From headline to punchline in three acts

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News Arrives

We monitor 25+ major outlets. When something breaks, we catch it instantly.

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AI Gets Witty

Our language models analyze, satirize, and serve up the perfect roast. Facts stay. Seriousness dies.

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You Laugh

Open the app, scroll the feed, share the best ones. Repeat daily for optimal sanity.

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Like The Onion had a baby with your news app, and the baby was somehow even more sarcastic.

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— Literally no one yet, but they will
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Pick your Poison

Every corner of the news. Every opportunity for mockery.

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Politics

"Bipartisan Agreement Reached on Importance of Disagreeing"

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Technology

"Startup Valued at $1B Despite Having No Product"

Sports

"Coach's Postgame Interview Just 40 Minutes of Clichés"

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Entertainment

"Reboot of Reboot Somehow Gets Greenlit"

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World News

"World Leaders Agree Meeting Was 'Productive' Despite Nothing Happening"

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Business

"Market Reacts to Thing, Then Reacts to Reaction"

Satire, Clearly

We're here to make you laugh — not mislead. Every story is labeled as satire, links to the original source, and lets you toggle to see the real article. Comedy with integrity.

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